Hi kids. I'm so glad you tuned in.
Today we're routing out the enemy within.
Cool! Blue spooks!
Our lucky winners meet the good guys,
The lovely men and ladies at MI5!
First stop, here's where we keep our file on
The murdered black kid's family that we spied on
Speaking of family
Mummy was an activist, yeah but who's the daddy?
They're gonna get ya
They'll never let ya
Looking for the next generation
Working for the Government
Spying on your parents
Come and join a new generation
Of little lie detectors
Be part of Project Petra
Next up, a special secret mission
Hands up, who's heard about rendition?
You can try it with a grown-up
Waterboard them til they own up
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